intransitive verb: to hike, carrying (food or equipment) on the back; also to spend sleepless nights worrying about bears, wake to gale force winds, then pretend to enjoy really bad coffee while your spouse takes your smiling photo.
Earlier this summer, while Fred was away on business, I set up my 3-man tent on our hill, bought a cushy foam pad and slept out to see how it felt. I've only been camping a few times in my life and most of those, I ended up retreating to the car after a few miserable hours. Except for the really cool temps and the mole that was tunneling under the tent in the middle of the night, it was really very enjoyable. I decided I like sleeping in the fresh air and watching the sun come up. So two weeks ago after our beautiful hike in the Uinta lakes region, (and passing a father and his two sons who were packing in to get a good, dark night to view the Perseid's meteor shower), I started bugging Fred about camping out somewhere dark where we could do some stargazing. I didn't really want to go to a campground (too many, lights, noise and idiots) so we decided to backpack to the top of Alta Ski Resort where we'd seen the perfect spot on a previous hike. I asked Fred if we had to worry about bears up there. Nah! Nobody's ever seen bears in that area of the canyon. Moose, yes, bears, no. Hmmm.
We started putting together a list of what we'd need, to actually camp away from it all, without carrying the entire house to the top of Catherine Pass trail. I bought a fairly cheap sleeping bag since the weather's been in the middle 90's, plus a really light, inflatable mattress. We did a dry run, setting up Fred's 2-man tent in our front yard, figured out what size footprint tarp we'd need to go underneath, added the rain tarp (telling each other we probably wouldn't need it), and listed out other necessities like a stove, pot for boiling water, lightweight cups, sandwiches, breakfast bars, coffee brewer, and a bear bag to hang our food stuff from a tree. Of course, he'd already told me bears weren't an issue in that area but better safe than sorry. Actually, moose are the most sighted large animal up there. I'd only have to worry about running into a moose while stumbling around in the pitch black relieving my bladder.
Our plan was to leave Saturday around 5pm so we could be sure to grab the spot, set up camp and get a few hours to eat and hang out before dark. As it ended up, we didn't leave the house until 6:00 and finally started our hike at 7:00. As we set out on the trail, I noticed a laminated flyer on the trail post. 'WARNING: Bears have been spotted in this area. Please put all food waste in dumpsters and keep food far from your campsite.' Geez, I knew it. Fred assured me that as long as we hung our food far from our tent, we'd be fine. So, off we went, into the wild.
See my smiling face? See that gravel area behind me? That's where we were supposed to camp. I'd already been carrying the 25 lb pack for 20 minutes,

and now that perfect camping spot didn't look so perfect to Fred anymore. The smile was fake. I was getting really grouchy, but hey, gotta look good for the camera!
At 8:15, after much bitching and profuse sweating on my part, Fred left the very rocky trail, walked 600 feet and found a gorgeous spot with a view of the canyon. It was flat and still, with beautiful pines soaring above us. The PERFECT spot, thanks to Fred!
Our light was fading fast, so we quickly set up the tent, slung the 'probably won't need it' rain tarp on top, ate our dinner, washed our hands, brushed teeth, threw our stuff in the tent and snapped a few pictures before the sun disappeared at 8:45, careful to hang the food bag in a tree far from the tent.


At about 9:30 the stars began to appear, first sighting Ursa Major (Big Dipper) then Cassiopeia, Vega, Bootes and Antares. By 9:45 we realized that the show would soon be over. The full moon was rising over the pines to our left. By 10:00 it was as if a floodlight had turned on. It was so still it was spooky; no breeze at all. I don't think I've ever heard that much silence. We called it a night, looking forward to sunrise and coffee.
At midnight the winds started and the temps dropped. We'd anchored the rain tarp on the back of the tent, but the wind was blowing so hard on my side, it was flapping wildly and cold air was swirling inside the tent. Both of us ignored it for a few hours but eventually it became too much. Fred, shivering in his windbreaker, got up and anchored the tarp on all four sides. The now 'useful' tarp made a very warm cocoon! The moon had moved so it was peering directly into the small window at the front of the tent, blinding us. The wind whipped around us all night. I lay awake, imagining animal noises, sure something was taking swipes at the back of the tent. I somehow managed to sleep from 3:00 to 7:00, waking to milder winds but, still, very annoying. Fred's pad was so minimal, he really had a lousy night's sleep. We both were sore and stiff, cold and pretty tired. We looked at each other and agreed this might be the last time.

Fred retrieved the food bag and after fighting the wind, got the stove set up, boiling water. The coffee gizmo we bought didn't work very well, but though weak, it was hot! We gulped down two cups each, ate our breakfast bars and decided we might as well break camp since it was really no fun sitting in the cold wind. 

Amazingly, as soon as the sun appeared, the wind died. Soon we were sweating. We finished packing up and started down the trail close to 8:30. 
As we passed a few uphill hikers, we stopped to answer questions about our night, bragging and perpetuating the myth that backpacking is fun. In the safety of the light, walking through the coolness of the woods, our night didn't seem so awful. We might just have to give this another try. Maybe.

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